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Created on 2012-03-28 10:49:11 (#1586545), last updated 2012-09-18 (265 weeks ago)

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Name:Mister | A cat. A big fucking cat.
Birthdate:Apr 7
In case it's completely passed your notice, I'm a cat. A big one. And it's all me, baby. I live in a pretty cozy little place with a human who's almost not a complete waste of time. Of course, the fact that he's a wizard might have something to do with that. Why is that such a big deal? Lemme tell you - no vacuum cleaners. It's heaven. And I've trained him to do what I want when I want it, so.. he's essentially house broken.

When he's not breaking the house. Which does happen, on occasion. In which case, he's reprimanded with the removal of one of his shoes. I mean, you gotta keep up on the training, otherwise, it just goes to shit.

I'm not always lounging at home. I do have a life, you know. I like to nose around, poke into people's affairs, see what's what in the rest of the world. This is my planet and I'm just deigning to let you all live on it.

When you're this big, they call you Mister. And when you're my human, they call you Harry Dresden. You should look him up if you're having one of those 'human related issues'. He's in the book. Just look under Wizard.

(There are a couple verses where Mister's had a 'magical mishap' and can not only understand human speech (which I think cats can do anyway - they just don't care), but he can mentally 'talk' to people he wants, either singularly or with multiple parties. For the record, he sounds like Billy Zane. Please indicate if he can head-talk to you or not.)

RP acct for a cat. Yup, you heard me. Mister, from the Dresden Files book series. Meow, motherfuckers. Mun's over 18 and muse is.. well.. over 18 in cat years
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